DOG EYES

              - submitted by Julie Rogers

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There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a

Chihuahua.  The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the

guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and

get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there.

We've got dogs with us."

The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my

lead."  They walk over to the restaurant, and the guy with

the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and

starts to walk in.

A guy at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand.

This is my seeing-eye dog."

The host says, "Come on in."

The other guy says to himself, "What the heck," puts on a pair

of dark glasses, and starts to walk in.  The host says, "Sorry,

pal, no pets allowed."

"You don't understand.  This is my seeing-eye dog."

The host says, "A Chihuahua?"

So the guy says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?!"